When Daddy Gets Frightened By a Singing Bear During a Nap

The first time it happens is memorable. You put baby down for a nap. You are knackered also. You see this as a great opportunity to take your own nap. You turn the tele off and make yourself comfortable on the sofa. The living room is littered with various toys and general baby clutter. Some of the battery operated toys are turned off, but some are not. Some are waiting patiently to scare daddy. They are playing dead. They are currently loving life, silently giggling and awaiting for the perfect moment to scare the living daylights out of daddy.

W*nkers.

You slowly drift off in to a decent level of sleep; baby is out for the count; the place is silent — an abandoned ghost town of pure peace and quiet, when suddenly, out of nowhere a toy…

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