Dad's Panicked Texts To His Wife About Their Toddler Vomiting In The Car Are Hilarious

A dad decided to document the unfortunate (but hilarious) events that unfolded when his poorly toddler threw up in his car.

Ben Patterson, from California, US, was driving home with his son Declan while his wife went out with her friends for dinner.

But he wasn’t going to let his wife miss out on the shenanigans he had to deal with.

“So this just happened,” Patterson wrote in a text to his wife after sending a picture of their son with vomit all down himself.

“I just threw up trying to clean him. It smells SO BAD.”

Patterson uploaded screenshots of the messages to his wife on Facebook, none of which she replied to, (because who wants to read that when they’re out for dinner). 

“Call me,” Patterson continued.

“I’m standing on the side of the road dry heaving, I can’t even be in…

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