A dad who was reluctant to get a family dog drew up a “contract” laying out the rules everyone would need to abide by if he bought the pet.
Reddit user rjohnstone13 demanded all family members read the 13 rules and signed on the dotted line before he would consider going ahead.
Standouts from the list include: dad never having to pick up dog poop, dad having veto power over the dog’s name and the dog never being referred to as a child or sibling.
“All parties must agree the dog is a dog,” he wrote.
Family members also had to agree…